Funniest Tweets Last Night During "The Bachelor"
Clare hates bars, online Dating and going on dates. But "The Bach" is great.
Clare is blindfolded. Can't see, likes to smell JP. "Let's chill" -- in fake snow.
Sledding, ice skating. "The perfect fairytale." -Clare Then comes the hot tub.
Foolproof rose tactic? Half-naked "opening up."
Clare: "You taste like snow."
Lucy is topless, 'Cause, duh. She's a free spirit.
On Kat's one-on-one, She could "get used to" the jet. "Latin Lover?" Vom.
Day-glo, house music, 5k run, sweaty slow-mo. It's my worst nightmare.
They dance on a stage, Which counts as "spontaneous." K, Kat. Take the rose.
Group daters include: Cassandra, Chelsie, Christy. Why all the "C" names?
The girls must pose, With puppies (and Juan), of course.
"Models and Mutts," y'all.
No. "We'll both be naked," Says JP. Andi thinks hard: "This is for the dogs."
Cassandra's a mom. Nikki is "fun" and she's "cute."
Victoria's drunk. Pre-meltdown, Vic says: "Hymen maneuver." We'd all, Like her to explain.
Vic sobs in a stall. Maybe she's not a step-mom, Thinks JP. Bye, Vic.
Cocktail parties make JP's skinny tie appear.
Reporter Amy, Leaves me professionally, Embarrassed. For shame.
Two moms, one bathroom. Seems like JP is a fan. Whips out a fist bump.