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    All Aboaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Elon Musk brought you PayPal. Then he brought you the Tesla electric car. And now, he’s looking to bring you high-speed trains that run on fans and magnets. Musk is moving forward with his Hyperloop transportation system. He introduced it as a way to move people from Los Angeles to San Francisco in a “train” that moves at 800 miles per hour. Hyperloop Transportation Technologies, the independent company that has taken charge of Hyperloop development, just purchased land between San Francisco and L.A. to use as a central track test site. The project will break ground in 2016 and is rumored to cost around $100 million. It’s a start. And, as they work out the kinks, it could change the world. Again. I'm in. ~Rowdy

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    Happy BirthHEYYYYYYYY!!!!

    A Sweet 16 party in Pennsylvania came to an abrupt and disgusting end thanks to an uninvited party-pooper. Family and friends of the birthday girl were having a good time in Joe Cambray's backyard when all of a sudden, poop started raining from the sky. Apparently, an airplane flying overhead dumped human waste all over the party. Fortunately, the bulk of it landed on a canopy, which shielded most of the guests. One guest says, "We'd just gotten done with the cake, thank God. Because within two minutes, something fell from the sky. It was brown. It was everywhere. It got on everything... It was gross!" The family has filed a complaint with the FAA. *if you can tie this picture together this this story, your sense of humor is as warped as minute!~Rowdy

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    Stupid (Oklahoma) Criminals

    CHICKASHA -- A couple of brazen burglars were caught red handed over the weekend. The pair made off with thousands of dollars' worth of stolen items but left behind a trail of evidence for police. "I was just hoping it wasn't what it obviously looked like," said Matthew Kennedy. "When I came out I noticed a trail of oil leading from that backdoor to my other neighbor's backdoor." According to police reports, the deep fryer leaked grease all the way back to the house of Steven McCarthey, 29, and his accomplice, William Bitsche, 40. The thieves stole $3,995.00 worth of items including televisions, golf clubs, high priced electronics, fishing equipment, and a fry daddy. My Mom insisted that you could use that cooking oil more than once. Now, I see why. ~Rowdy

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    "The List" is out...We're not on it...

    -and that is a good thing... ~Rowdy It looks like our nation's capital is also the capital of fitness. The American College of Sports Medicine's annual report on the fittest cities in America has been released, and Washington, D.C., came out on top. The American Fitness Index was based on such factors as rates of smoking, obesity and diabetes as well as the number of parks and community activity areas. The Top 10 Fittest Cities: 1. Washington, D.C. 2. Minneapolis, Minn. 3. San Diego, Calif. 4. San Francisco, Calif. 5. Sacramento, Calif. 6. Denver, Colo. 7. Portland, Ore. 8. Seattle, Wash. 9. Boston, Mass. 10. San Jose, Calif. The Least Fit Cities: 41. Dallas, Texas 42. New Orleans, La. 43. Charlotte, N.C. 44. Birmingham, Ala. 45. Nashville, Tenn. 46. Louisville, Ky. 47. San Antonio, Texas 48. Oklahoma City, Okla. 49. Memphis, Tenn. 50. Indianapolis, Ind. (Huffington Post)

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    It's Not Just For Kids Anymore

    Apparently, Pedialyte – the special electrolyte-infused drink for kids with the stomach flu, or even worse – has become a go-to hangover cure for adults. In fact, since 2012, adult use of the children's medicine has risen 60%. Pedialyte is packed with electrolytes and minerals used to treat dehydration, nausea, and headache – pretty much the exact symptoms of a hangover. ~With a 3 day weekend approaching, it might be worth grabbing a bottle or two: but, enjoy responsibly. ~Rowdy

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    Wednesday is THE Day!

    Why have a burger, hot dog and chips separately when you can have them together? Carls Jr. is introducing something called The Most American Thickburger. It’s a cheesburger, topped with a hot dog, which is split in half, and Lay's Kettle Cooked Potato Chips. You can get this burger monstrosity starting May 20th. It also comes with 64 grams of fat, 2,250 milligrams of sodium and 1,063 calories. But, it all evens out if you wash it down with a diet soda, right?~Rowdy

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    Move Over Truck Nutz

    You know those large rubber de-facto testicles that hang off the backs of trucks, usually off of trailer hitches? Well, an inventor has developed a specially designed set of plastic clangers that hang off the back of your bicycle seat ... and glow in the dark. You get class, style AND safety. A KickStarter campaign for the “Bike Balls Bicycle Light” has been set up and has already raised thousands of dollars – because everybody knows a good idea when they see one. Now I know what I am getting Sunny for Christmas.~Rowdy

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    That's Where I Put That DART!

    A British man who lost sight of a toy dart that he'd shot when he was a young boy finally discovered the rubber suction tip -- when he suddenly sneezed it out. Last month, 51-year-old Steve Easton had a sneezing fit, and when it was all done, he noticed an unusual solid object in one of his nostrils. When he pulled it out, he realized that it looked like the tip of a rubber dart. He called his mother to tell her what he'd found, and she remembered taking him to the hospital when he was seven because she thought he may have swallowed a dart. Nothing was found at that time, and it appears the dart remained in his head for more than 40 years until his recent sneezing spell. Easton says it never bothered him and he doesn't feel any different now that it's out. Still no comment from the dart itself. ~Rowdy

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    Talk About Early Arrival!

    Talk about inflight turbulence … A 23-year-old Canadian woman who didn’t know she was pregnant gave birth on an Air Canada flight Ada Guan and her boyfriend Wesley Branch were flying from Calgary to Tokyo, Japan, on Sunday (Mother's Day, no less) when Ada went into labor 36,000 feet above the Pacific Ocean. "She told me, 'Something fell out of me,'" Branch said. "I lifted up her pants and I saw a head and then I heard, 'Wah.' I thought, 'Oh my god, I think we have a kid.'" Their daughter Chloe was delivered with the help of three doctors who happened to be on the flight. No word on if the airline will bill them for a third passenger fee. ~Rowdy

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    My Name is Rowdy, and I'm a PHONE-a-Holic!

    A lot of us are “addicted” to our phones, but for some people, the addiction is so overwhelming they have to go to rehab. For real. There’s a recovery center in Tennessee called The Ranch that offers a special treatment program for people addicted to their phones. Experts compare phone obsession to compulsive shopping and other behavioral addictions. And if you think this kind of addiction is rare, think again. A study out of Baylor University found that female college students spend an average of 10 hours a day on their phones, mainly checking social media and texting. And 60% of people surveyed admitted they felt addicted to their devices. If I am unexplainably gone in a few weeks, you'll know why. ~Rowdy

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